I lack the energy and attention span to write coherent complete sentences.

I like snacks.
Not much can beat a mid day napper.
After I shower I air dry.
I despise baby voices, do not talk in a baby voice.
The Office is by far the best show on T.V.
I have David Hasselhoff T-shirts, and yes, they get worn.
Since when were jean shorts on guys ever a good idea.
If you smell like candy thats definately a good start.
If your T-shirt goes below your knees, you need to eat a bullet.
If you havent seen the movie "The Hangover" yet keep moving.
After channel surfing I often find myself stopping on the Disney Channel...weird.
I am a world record holder for the Guiness World Book of Records.
I am loud, cause a scene, and the words "That Guy" are uttered around me constantly.
The more rediculous it is, the more likely I am to do it/wear it/eat it/hug it.
Yankee's/Red Sox who cares.
You wanna see phenominal athletes watch combat sports MMA UFC/Pride/WEC.
Hibachi's.

AIM: Macdooglexxx

I would look great, smell spectacular, and tell funny stories. I would also be drinking. If you could do the same were setting a good pace for ourselves.