key words including but not limited to: fun. cool. happy. sunshine. glitter. skateboard. surfing. laughing. writing. singing. britney spears. alligator wrestling. old school hip-hop. lynrd skynrd. flowers. butterflies.

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The Laserfrog is 6ft tall with luminous blond hair, arms and legs for days and a voice like the air horn on an 18 wheeler. Looks like a model, talks like a Marine and has been in radio for 10 years.(She was in the Marine Corps for 4) Radio is filled with strange characters and The Laserfrog is their reigning queen. She is a talk show Evita, one part Dr. Laura and one part Ellie Mae Clampett delivering bizarre observations and loopy tales with a flirtatious crudeness and in a penetrating ear-delicious twang. A natural comic with a grits and gravy accent and a rebellious spirit she has won listeners, fans, friends and stalkers alike throughout her career. Maintaining 1st place ratings on a night time show, a mid-day show and a morning show she has garnered local and national sponsors. Channel surfing between insanity and common sense Lasrfrog has been in several films where she played herself, has two CD’s of original music and comedy songs writes an article for a local paper, wrestled alligators, and has performed at sold out Hard Rock Live and House of Blues shows alike. She has also performed stand-up comedy in New York and Orlando. A long way from her first appearance opening up for a 2 nosed pig in New Symrna Beach, FL. The Laserfrog is an all inclusive entertainer with the ability and drawing power to captivate any audience and leave them wanting more…

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something not lame and/or weird... a place that's not loud so i can laugh and clap. painting a picture together would be nice. singing a song would be fun but not karaoke. smiling the whole time would be rad! i would love nothing more than to listen to you talk about yourself for hours. And ps, my roommate made me do this because i dont get out enough.