Me: I’m a quirky, kind, very average, tax paying, law abiding, employed, most often happy ie: all my emotional baggage fits securely in the overhead bin. I won’t sleep with your friends, empty your checking account, or insist on being attached at the hip with you.

Things I enjoy: Hanging with family. Stimulating conversation with friends. Watching movies better yet watching people. Finding gems at flea markets and thrift stores. Good beer or decent wine. Dancing. Reading! Listening to NPR, unwinding beachside. Road trips. Frying my brain online. Cooking, board games and the like.

Not such good things about me: I’m far from perfect; I’m not a hottie, or some kind of genius. I sleep too late on the weekends, have a terrible sense of direction, I hate driving, and can be hyper at times. I tend to over think things, and have a seriously dry sense of humor.

I also am not super outdoorsy. Trust me, I love going on long walks for exercise but I'm not waking up at o'dark thirty on Saturday morning to join you on a 4k for Jesus (no offense).

Possible selling points: I’m super decent human being, honest, responsible, dependable, love old people, I’m not a republican;) and not hideously ugly. I love all types of music. I’m a Mac user and I recycle.

I don’t have an “Ideal Man” per say, but chemistry is essential. I’m looking for someone much like myself who is well mannered, tax paying, law abiding, smoke/drug free, won’t sleep with my friends, or empty my bank account. Single dads are fine, I like kids. I’m just not sure if I really want to breed so don’t plan on me helping you to expand the Hispanic community as you can plainly see there’s more than enough of us to go around. Please be employed, EMOTIONALLY STABLE, have your own transportation, bathe (daily), and be generally happy. Be under 45 and over 30.

Deal breakers: Please don’t live with your Mom, be a non-stop gamer, a drummer, gamble or drink excessively, be engaged/married, or have lingering issues with your ex-girlfriend/wife. My take is friendships/relationships/commitment is not all about a ring, it’s about mutual trust, respect and a great connection. I’m not looking to get married tomorrow but I’m also not looking to simply to get laid, or to be a permanent booty-call so, let’s not waste each others time. K?

Thanks for reading and good luck in finding your match!