Smart Ass seeking another Smart Ass to laugh at the world with...

Life is too short not to make fun of everything around you. Its also too short not to share it with some one. Long time separated and have not been out with anyone since I met my ex-wife over 9 years ago.

My main hobbies include reading, drawing, and raising my daughter. Other hobbies that I have not had a chance to undertake include Sailing, Diving, and jumping out of perfectly good airplanes. My primary aspiration is to leave Corporate Amerika and become a human being once again; preferably on a small island like Dominica, Martinique, or Abaco.

What makes me unique? WTF? Well, I don't know. I just take great pride in knowing that I am Unique, JUST LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE (compliments of my De-Motivational Poster)

Music... Pretty much everything. Movies... Pretty much everything. Who really cares anyway? I do enjoy cooking, though. Better yet: I enjoy cooking while listening to music (which includes pretty much everything)and drinking. And then eating (what I just cooked) while watching a movie (which includes pretty much everything).

Anything that doesn't include me waking up married.