Blah, Blah,Blah no one reads this anyway.... So I am going to ramble and b*tch... If everyone else can put restrictions on who can message them I will too... I am the good girl everyone says they want, but they are lying when they say it... So. As of right now I have no faith in this site, everyone lies.... "looking for long term" = I'm looking for a friends with benefits situation.... "dating" = I just wanna F*ck... Just fyi if you're a bible thumper you and I will not get long, I have a personal relationship with god but do not belive in organised religon.

.New update 6/29/09... No I am not interested in married men, if I were I wouldnt be divorcing one. I am absolutely not looking for a hook up, but I dont want to hear you talking about getting remarried before we ever meet.... What happened to dating? Is that just not done anymore? So let me clarify what exactly I'm looking for, I want to go out meet new people, have a good time share some amazing kisses and if more developes so be it, but lets not count our chickens before they hatch, ok?

New update 7/3/09 I was just checkin out some of the women on here and yeah there are a lot of hot little things on here.... But it makes me laugh how full of sh*t people are..... The "I'm looking for a nice, sensative guy" line is bullsh*t Bambi there only wants the nice guy that has money, and if you aren't that good looking even better because you will do anything to make them happy to keep the hot chic.... There has to be a certain level of attraction in any relationship.... If you look like a mutant and happen to have piles of money laying around and suddenly an Angelina Jolie look a like is messaging you its not because they think the hairy mole on the end of your nose is sexy... I probably sound like a complete **** but I'm just being honest, and just because someone isn't skinny doesn't make them desperate.....

New update 7/14/09 if you think you're clever by messaging me with "so you're a nurse huh? How about a sponge bath with a happy ending?" Or something of that nature please don't bother messaging.

New update 7/16/09 Whats up with the random booty call messages in the middle of the night? I think they need another mail settings must not be a douche.... I'm thinking I'm not gonna last to long on this site, its making me too crabby and I assume all men are douche bags...

New update 7/20/09 I am so sick of getting messages that say hey babe, your profile caught my eye wanna chat babe or cutie or sexy. And then I respond and hear nothing back? Wtf is up with that?

New update 8/7/09 In addition to my comments on the girls who supposedly want the nice sensative guy... This is for al you guys that claim you want a good girl, or a sweet girl... I again smell bullsh*t.... If you want a good girl dont message her with something so crude that a porn star would blush.. I mean really guys seriously? And as far as the sweet girl goes guys want the same thing as girls dont give me the looks arent important to me bullsh*t... You know they are, as I said there has to be some attraction.. What cracks me up is the guys who either(1) Think because I'm not thin I'm an easy target, let me clue you in, I have a brain, I might be fat but I'm not ugly... (2) That I owe you something for paying me a compliment, Sorry but hey babe you have a beautiful smile isn't gonna make me drop to my knees in front of you... I have standards..

New update 8/10/09 Looking at all these profiles cracks me up sometimes...... I love the irony of the overweight balding guy with no teeth living off unemployment in his doublewide and I qoute " I want me a purdy lil lady that knows her place,oh yeah and no fat chix"...... Well good luck with that skeeter.... Lets see what you have to offer us ummmmmmmmmm well obviously if you cant afford to feed yourself anything but spam and raman noodles then you have nothing to offer us fat "chix", so I don't think you have to worry...

UPDATE 10/5/09 I honestly didn't think I was going to have to make this an update, apperhently I was wrong,Ya know lots of guys on here say not to be rude but I'm not into big girls, hey ya know what thats cool, I'm good with that... I know I'm gonna get some ignorant things because I say this but, oh f*cking well.. I REQUIRE TEETH PEOPLE! I am 31 yrs old preferably you are around my age there is no reason to not have f*cking teeth, unless you make millions of dollars playing hockey inwhich buy the f*ckin teeth...While I'm at it basic hygiene guys shower daily with soap and if you have hair on your head shampoo... I'm sick of guys being so f*cking picky but then they look like they do... Yes I cuss, like a sailor ya gotta problem with it? Theres a button at your top left hand side and you dont have to read my page.. Do I sound bitter? Yeah a bit, I have met 12 guys from this site so far, very few were worth the time I spent with them... Ya know what? While I'm b*tching might as well get it all out, I WORK, YOU SHOULD TOO... I have 2 kids to support I dont care how cute you are I'm not supporting your a$$ too, been there done that and thats why I'm divorced..

Like I said I know I'm gonna get some ignorant messages for my little rampage above, but you might as well not bother cuz I have a little button too its called block user..

I know you all are thrilled but yet again new update 10/19/09 Earlier today I recieved a message from someone that I have been messaging for awhile and have talked to on the phone a couple times... It read " We should give it a chance, if we fall for each other we fall for each other" I replied " I'm more than willing to give it a try but I'm not gonna fall into bed with you" And was blocked for said message... Now I wasn't assuming anything he had already said he was looking to hook up..... Let me reiterate I am not a sleaze ball I dont wanna hook up, if I did I wouldnt be on here I would be down at the local bar, sex is not hard to find people..... And if you aren't wanting to really talk to me don't message me, I'm not gonna be offended, I could care f*ckin less

update 10/23/09 I'm sitting here reading all of my updates seeing how truely bitter I sound. Normally I'm the person that is so bubbly and happy it annoys people, I always look for the silver lining. And usually I'm the"sweet one"... but the luck I have had lately with meeting people has made me very angry.. I don't play games with people and certainly don't wanna meet people that do.Guess you'll just have to meet me to find out who I truely am..

First of all its not a first date, its a first meeting, a meet and greet if you will... If both parties dont feel a connection there is no need for a second meeting or "first date"...But if you're wanting to have a couple drinks and play a little pool just a warning I'm horrible... And my friends banned me from playing darts after embedding a soft tip into thier wall..My friends and I like going on float trips and every yr we hold our own beer olympics so I need a partner who can hold their own...