RAUCOUS SENSE OF HUMOR A MUST!!!

i wake each morning thrilled to have another day to enjoy.
always wake in a good mood. do not screw up my day whining...i do not serve cheese!
want to laugh my way through the rest of my life.
if you have a difficult time finding something that will bring joy and laughter to your/our life...find a different woman...i definitely am not for you.

am a VERY touchy feely type of female. sex is wonderful, but give me the AFFECTION that i crave FIRST.
IF YOU ARE NOT A TOUCHY, FEELY, KISSY INDIVIDUAL...PLEASE SKIP ME!!!

want a man who is not embarrased/reluctant to discuss our sexual and emotional
needs.

a man who can "turn me around, turn me on, and turn me to LOVE". it is definitive of what i seek.

do not have a jealous bone in my body. talk to the girls, dance with the girls, have fun....as long as i know where you will be sleeping, i am fine. :)

am an incouragable flirt...but you, too will know where/who "I" will be sleeping with! am/have always been a "one man" woman. looking for that "one woman" man.

great cook...southern style/southern food. would love to find a man who LIKES biscuits/gravy...you know HOMEMADE biscuits, not wompums!

my degree is in finance/marketing...but chose a different field to work in.

am comfortable in evening wear or jeans and boots...prefer the jeans/boots.
am comfortable at an elegant social event, or a trail ride....prefer the trail ride.

will ALWAYS do my hair and smell good BUT:
when hanging out or at home working on projects i am a levis/leggings, oversized sweatshirt, no bra, no panties kinda girl....soooooo if you are looking for a 24/7 foofoofrufru kinda girl, it is NOT me. i am pretty much a tomboy in my freetime.

love animals. especially horses and dogs. raised foundation bred quarter horses and trained bloodhounds...but love all animals.

hate city life (yes, i live in tampa) prefer country living. was a cattle rancher, and loved the life/surroundings.

have traveled extensively. iran, saudi arabia, spain, italy, costa rica, ecudor, and all of the u.s. do not mind traveling again...OCCASIONALLY. love home/hearth.

am NOT looking for a husband. will not marry any man. do not need permission from the church nor state to have sex or fall in love.
if this is a problem please pass me by.

i care nothing about your "stuff"...i am not impressed by your material goods.
have no desire to become another of your POSSESSIONS.

your station in life, education, and background do not concern me as much as the fact that you are comfortable with who you are today, and that you already KNOW you are a man and do not need to prove it.
a man who is comfortable in his own skin is a man i can appreciate.

a man who can laugh with me...at me...at himself is definitely a winner in my heart.

WANT THE "SWEETHEART" THAT I HAVE "NEVER" HAD....
the "FOREVER" friend.
the man that "takes my breath away" just by walking through my door.
the man whose kisses make me feel like the most loved female on the planet.
the man whose jokes make ME laugh even when nobody else "gets" it.

prefer tall men, the taller the better.
if he smokes cigars...i will melt like butter.
hair on your chest will make me completely wilt. :)
kisses, hand holding, and pda will get you a 10...in my heart.

if he rides/loves to ride motorcycles...you are already there, sugar!!
motorcycles and bike events are a passion and a definite plus.
love it when you put on the brakes !! :)

must LOVE life, EMBRACE life, and LIVE life like every day will be our last, without FEAR of tomorrow.
want a man that lives with PASSION and is PASSIONATE about all that is left to be discovered.

put your dreams away, sugar...i AM the real deal! ask and i will answer ANY question with the truth...so if you don't want to know the answer...DON'T ask!!

i don't care about what happens at the end of this life....only how we are going to live TODAY. hopefully with curiosity for those yet undiscovered places on this planet, and joyful about discovering all that is unique and special about each other. i want to whisper my thoughts in your ear when we wake....i want to wake in YOUR arms and be happy at discovering that YOU are happy waking in MY arms!!!
hate arguing....if you have to argue to win...we both lose. won't go there.

can/will talk the legs off a bucket full of centipedes...come with a brand new pair of earplugs, which i will gladly give to you. :)

not retired anymore...got thoroughly bored...work as property manager/med billing agent. still find time for fun though...just ask me!!

strawberries, whip cream and champagne is good...JUST KIDDING...picnics are good, wine is fine,...you pick, sugar, i am easy to please. :)