1. Drinking, yelling, drinking more, hitting what ever I can reach with out moving too far, pron, telling other people why I am better than they are, listening to people tell me why I am better than others, and building ships in bottles

2. Starting a new clothing line where every thing is made of old furby skins, build an ark put two of every animal on it ( female only except for me ) wait for the polar ice caps to melt ( thank you global warming ) and then film the most epic all species lesbian porn fest ever.

3. There are no words in any of the human languages to express my amazing and it would take to long to type it all out anyway.

4. Imagine with your not my brain (I understand if that will take awhile). The sound of over 9000 11's ( guy scale for chicks ) ****ing on top of a pile of billion dollar bills 50 stories high. While they take turns shitting out magic goblins that make it rain Mcrib sandwiches and bacon flavored beer.

You will take me to the closest bar buy me drinks and dinner. If you do not bore me too much I might let you have the glory of giving me peepee kisses in the parking lot. ( Bring a friend so that if you are boring I don't have to talk to you and we will need some one to hold the camera.) Also in the event you gain my favor. You might get the honor to be seen in public with me again.