I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle smothered in a secret sauce. Well...not so secret. lol I'll tell you its a mixture of sweet and spicy. Sweet enough to be kind and considerate. But spicy enough to have a wickedly sarcastic sense of humor. (It bites,so you'll need to be able to bite back)lol And i'm not really enigmatic. I am a very warm,extremely affectionate and very caring guy. Is not afraid to either show or express(in many ways)those feelings. I am very energetic and love to be out of the house doing things(whether planned or spontaneous) With the right lady and a good bottle of wine or a movie,staying at home is just fine. I am looking for a lady to love me and who isn''t afraid of being loved. Isn't it odd that with all we know,Real,Honest,Loyal,Caring Communication still seem to be the biggest barrier between the sexes? I've found women and men want alot of the same things... we're just asking for it using different languages. So lets take the time to learn each other's love languages,and to be real with each other. Let's have fun,we're adults,we can handle it. My personality traits are:Romantic,Loving,Caring,Sensitive,Affectionate,Loyal,Trustworthy,Great sense of humor,Purposeful,Considerate. Although i must admit..i do not like to go it alone. I would like to share the experience with someone special. I do like to cook. YES,a guy that cooks for that speical lady. And loves to give massages after a long day at work or just because...

I want a one on one relationship and truly seek a life partner. I will admit,i am still hopeful that i can find that special lady. Could it be you? I want a lady who knows who she is because of her life experiences(be that good or bad) And not let those experiences interfere with a new relationship. But make it better from what was learned. One who can understand that all men are not the same and have a willingness to extend themselves beyond what they understand. I'd rather be with a lady who has big dreams,and no money...than a lady with no dreams and big money. I love funny ladies that can hold me spellbound with a story or make me laugh until i cry. I also love creativity and passion. Maybe it's your love of 80's movies,your baseball card collection. The right lady not only fascinates me,but also brings out the best in me. We both push each other to be the greatest people we can be. We bolster each other's egos,and we leave short thoughtful love messages for each other when we're away from each other. If your comfortable in your own shoes,have a strong sense of self and isn't afraid to expose your own flaws. I'm sure we'll get along just fine. But,i will say that if you've got beautiful eyes,are a Leafs fan,sing or paint your nails(finger and toes) I'm already melting. Finally i am looking for a shoulder to put head. A heart to beat as mine. A hand to hold my hand. "SO SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY" Don't judge me by the cover,theres much more to me then meets the eye. Life is about taking chances,and seizing them when your presented one. So take a chance with me. What do you have to lose? NOTHING!!! You will only gain something priceless in the end. Anyone can catch your eye,but it takes someone special to catch your heart!!! Please note:I HAVE MANY PIERCINGS(ABOVE & BELOW)MY WAIST. If that bothers you,please don't message me. Thanks!!!

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Ideally my first date would be a tour of the Willie Wonkas Chocolate Factory to achieve my life long ambition of proving that Umpa Lumpas really do exist. lol Failing that,something impromptu...Don't want to spend too much time fretting over what to wear,where to go etc... We'll figure it out and keep it simple. What we need is an opportunity to learn about each other... To see if we can each pass chemistry 101 Communication is very important in any kind of relationship. So,meeting in a public place,and sitting down over a coffee or something else would be great to start it off. Then maybe a walk under the stars holding hands and staring into each others eyes to experience shooting stars as the chemistry builds. Followed by a sweet kiss good night either on the cheek or lips...if invited.

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