Please just have a sense of humor and don't be weird. I don't mean "Nerd" weird, that I can handle. I'm talking about "honey can I wear your red pumps tonight?" or, "but I always wear my spock ears when I go out" weird. That kind of weird is just too...well, weird.

Okay so, what else do I say here? The usual, "I like long walks on the beach...doing outdoor stuff like camping and hiking...sitting by the fire...etc. ?" Well, I don't. Walking on the beach is okay but really, big whoop. After a while I'd want to sit down and take a rest and then I'd get sand in my undies and right there the whole day is ruined. I'd rather be dipped in hot oil than go camping (I prefer to pee indoors thank-u-very-much). And if I sit in front of a fire for too long my mascara will start to melt and I'll look like a raccoon and that's not a good look for me. Plus, my wine will get too warm and I like to drink it chilled. Even if it's red wine (Yeah, that's right, I live on the edge).

So, anyhoo, as you can see (or read as the case may be)I'm obviously not the outdoorsy type but that doesn't mean I don't like being outdoors (I swear that makes sense when I say it in my head). I just don't want to climb anything or pick bugs out of my hair. I love baseball (YANKEES!!), roller coasters, and I love playing pool and poker (and yes, I'm a girl - a very girlie girl actually but not high-maintenance). I am sarcastic as hell but I know when not to be. Looking for someone that "gets me" and thinks I'm the bees knees.

Talk about our wedding and how many kids we're going to have...(k-i-d-d-i-n-g).