I'm relatively quiet, and we all know the quiet ones can't be trusted.

I have piercings and tattoos, and I intend to get more. I can't live without my glasses; it's a weak prescription and I can see without them, but I think I look better with them. I derive sustenance from coffee, videogames, reading, music and painting. I've all but given up on being an adult, because I'm fairly sure I stopped maturing in my midteens and have been pretending since.

I'm really bad at pretending to be interesting. I'm a stubborn person. I might argue with something you say, but it's not to be a prick. I just like debating things, especially with someone intelligent. If you get me to debate with you, it's a compliment. Anyway, the point is that I can come across as more of an ass than I really am. Meeting someone with the patience to figure me out would be great.

I don't care much for my job. I mean, it's not like it's a bad job. It's just that there's too much paperwork. I'm looking for something new, but I'd really like to either get back into school for English/History, or get an apprenticeship as a piercer. Just so long as I'm not paperworked to death.