| jumpypants :
just here for the forums |
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| City |
Burbank California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Aries |
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Height | 6' 1" (185 cm)
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| Age |
46 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Thin |
| Religion |
Non-Religious |
| Hair Color |
Black |
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Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Needs Assessment: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Intimate Encounter |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Marital Status |
Married |
| Profession |
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| Smarts |
N/A |
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| Do you want children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you do drugs? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you have children? |
Prefer Not To Say |
| Do you have a car? |
N/A |
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| | About Me |
| | First off, I am one of the rare guys who is a true romantic. Almost no man realizes that women like to walk on beaches and eat dinner by candlelight. I do, probably why I am such a stud. Secondly, it is important that you are very discreet. I hate being alone, and am very needy. I would love to meet a woman, any woman, so I do not have to be alone and she can cook and clean for me. I do not really do much or talk much, and mostly sit around watching TV (I love reality TV). I mostly just want to watch TV and sit around and stare at a woman and just adore her for hours on end. I also pee sitting down. I think a great relationship is one where she is more or less my new mom. Sadly, mean women hate nice guys like me, so I have not had a date for years since I got dumped by a psycho woman for no reason at all. Man I hate women. I collect lint. I like women who sweat a lot, and who have body odor issues, because it is good to have things in common. |
| | First Date |
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The date would be, in a word, discreet. I would start off by comparing the naked pic I will expect you to send prior to meeting with your appearance in real life. I might weigh you. It would be a dutch date, and I would bring a calculator to make sure she paid exactly half of anything. I would probably only go to Mcd's so it would not be much. If there is chemistry, I would take her to see something exciting (luckily, I live near the 4th biggest ball of twine in the WORLD). Then I would call her and call her, and follow her around to make sure she was not cheating on me. At night, I will make a fart tent in bed with you. |
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