| MiraculousDoubt :
Bored/Cynical Seeks Smart/Funny |
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| City |
Kingston New York |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Leo |
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Height | 5' 9" (175 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Dating |
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| Smoker? |
Occasionally |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Administration |
| Smarts |
Some university |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
Socially |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I am a laid back aspiring (ie, wannabe) author that is looking for someone intelligent and funny to spend time with. I like to work on my writing, read good books, watch movies (and cartoons), hang out with friends, go to concerts, stuff like that (not really into hiking and walks on the beach, unlike every other guy on a dating site).
Basically, I'm an attractive, educated, witty guy in my late 20's looking for someone that hates nearly everything about the world (just like me!) but doesn't really care enough to do anything about it (or complain so much that it gets boring). As long as you have all your teeth, no mustache, and consider yourself "smart" and "funny" I'm willing to give it a shot with you.
I don't really believe much of anything, and I don't really care much about anything, but if that kind of apathy excites you then I'M YOUR GUY! I'm also relatively stable, I have a strong network of friends (real ones! that I actually see and interact with!) and family, I have nothing holding me back and the implication of a great future ahead of me (also lots of cool stuff that my newly found consumer lifestyle has afforded me!).
I like movies like A Clockwork Orange and Pulp Fiction, books like The Gunslinger and American Psycho, music like Tom Waits, Radiohead, Talking Heads and Tool, and I can't stand sports or sitcoms (in general). I like to talk and debate and be proven wrong. I also enjoy just sitting around doing basically nothing sometimes, or driving 5 hours in search of grape pie. |
| | First Date |
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I would offer to pick you up to take you to dinner and a movie. I show up maybe 5 minutes early (to make it clear that I want to make a decent impression) but not carrying any flowers or anything (because I'm not totally desperate). I compliment you on whatever you're wearing (assuming you're at least a weeeeee bit attractive) and drive us to the restaurant (which is something exotic, world cuisine or something) and totally judge you based on what music you want to listen to on the way. I will try to make some light small talk for the car ride, and will bait you into volunteering information about yourself (if it hasn't come up already) like political/worldview, spiritual beliefs, etc, all while trying to be witty and/or charming, at which I will succeed or fail.
Assuming you are smart and funny (as you undoubtedly advertised yourself to be) we get to the restaurant and have a decent meal, which I pay for entirely unless you fight me for it. With dinner, assuming you're cool, we will have a drink or two and loosen up and, inevitably, realize whether we are "clicking" or not. If we totally aren't I'll probably say something after dinner like "We're probably not right for each other. You still want to go to the movie?" and then go from there, but if we ARE then we will laugh and joke and perhaps furtively make physical contact and then share a satisfied silence as I start my car to drive us to the theater.
At the movies I'll buy you whatever you like as far as soda, popcorn, candy, etc. in an unnecessary display of my economic status which you will probably ignore. I'll take you to whatever movie you like, but will utterly judge you based on your "honest" choice, and if it's something painful to me I will endure it and resent you BUT if it's something awesome then you will have stolen a small piece of my heart (assuming that we "clicked" earlier).
If things are going VERY well I will ask if you want to get drinks afterward. Even if you don't, I will stop at a gas station on the way home and buy you a flower or something, because I'm still not desperate but now I'm thinking I might actually like you, and it's making me feel weird, and I want to show you that I'm interested in some tangible way. Regardless of how you accept the flower, I will bring you to your home in a giddy glow (assuming you are displaying the same symptoms), walk you to your place and bluntly ask you about a good night kiss, and depending on your response I will kiss you furtively, make out with you for like 20 minutes, or a simply smile and make light of it. I'll try to make some tentative plans with you for some later date, and that'll be that.
Unless we're totally all over each other, in which case this becomes a very different description... |
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