You're going to think I'm crazy...because I AM. If you aren't looking for a hysterically funny, highly intelligent, genuine, caring M-A-N-I-A-C you are not going to dig me. But if you love to laugh and always see the glass half full-well then your search just may have ended. I'm in this for a long term deal and anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm a keeper!

Even if I'm not your cup of tea, please have the courtesy to respond if I take the time to contact you. It's just common courtesy!

I'm a HIGHLY driven father to the two best kids on EARTH, Andy is 14, and Maria is 12 going on like...THIRTY. I'm VERY proud of them and we are a package deal! I have them every other weekend, and have for 11 years.

One of the best things about my life is that I get to help people. I get a great deal of love from my customers, and knowing that I've made a difference in somebody's life-and that it's appreciated-is such a sweet sweet reward. EVERYONE should be so lucky!


The right girl for me:
1) LOVES to ride motorcycles.
2) is very funny, and is quickest to laugh at herself
3) has trouble working a TV because she doesn't turn it on much at ALL
4) stays in great shape out of respect for self rather than self conciousness
5) PDA type...I love to feel wanted and appreciated-and I give back the same
6) INTELLIGENT but not arrogant...know's where apostrophe's go and where they don't
7) can be stopped in her tracks on the way to the most important appt on Earth, just to watch the prettiest sunset she's ever seen.
8 Appreciates my running to open the door, pull out the chair, etc-
9) Appreciates my cooking-hey it's easy to do- I ROCK at food
10 In touch with her self, and aware what she wants-unafraid to communicate it.
11) Cannot STAND country, hip-hop, or rap. I'm a Rock n Roller! If you like these, just please don't ask me to "give it a try"-I have, and though I have pretty eclectic tastes in music I don't enjoy them. Closest I get are Johnny Cash, Linkin Park, and Rage Against the Machine. Cool?
12) Has all her teeth and no bald spot...seriously.
13) If you're a Buckeyes fan, at least don't be a drooling MANIAC about it. I like football ok, I follow the Steelers, but there are no fossil fuels involved, so eeaaah...
14) I'm not going to "settle" for "acceptable" ever again-I want FIREWORKS! I want LOOONNNGG PASSIONATE kisses! I'm worth it...take that risk of talking to me and you'll never regret it! No jealous types please, I'm friends with all my ex's except one. UPDATE: Over the weekend I was able to diplomatically settle the differences with that ex, and now I'm friends with ALL of them. And more of my friends are women than men.

It would involve riding my bike most likely, love to take the scenic route. In inclement weather, how about a tasty lunch and then off to the gun range? I also love to cop a cheap flight to God knows where for a change in scenery. Zip lining? Skydiving? People watching?
If you were a hot dog, and stranded on an island starving to death....would you eat yourself? Gosh I know I would...