I'm here.. so..., what were your other two wishes??

PLEASE.. I"M BEGGING.. NO MORE "SHE DONE ME WRONG" STORIES.. PLEASE! I don't do drama, baggage or ex-files. If you start telling me how bad she was to you, WE WILL NOT MEET! EVER! Or, if we're meeting and you start that, I'll stand up, thank you for meeting, and drive home. Ya'll's anger is way too overwhelming to me.

If you don't have a photo on your profile, please have one to send me to my personal mail. I did the photos for 'tbs101' and they look great! And also remember that your profile IS your resume to get the job of being the other half of a fabulous relationship.. less than that, well, you get what you put out. yes? And if you're bored and decided to contact me, you'll be WAY too boring for me to even contemplate replying to.

I am a BMW, which stands for Beautiful Mature Woman. VERY sexual and sensual and love spending the day in bed pleasing each other.. and would love to focus a lot of attention on my breasts. 'The Girls' are 42C. Yes this is a graphic statement, but I DO NOT want that thrown back in my face if I ask that YOU don't get graphic with what you desire. I don't want to cyber, I want to meet. Thanks.

I want passion and compassion, love and friendship, honesty and trust, faithfulness and happiness. I'm a voracious reader, usually having 2-3 books going as well as being in the middle of a great magazine all the time. I just uploaded more of my singing to my youtube page (BekkiWorld) and I did the videography for Catdaddys ('thecatdaddys' on youtube).. more to come! As well as more comedy writings to my blog site.

I am an award-winning wild life artist, writer and publisher of my own writings ~ now online, musician/vocalist (most weeks lately sitting in w some local bands 3 nights a week), photographer, ex-firefighter, drag-racer, plus-size nude/lingerie model, nudist, computer tech/rep, web designer, minister, chanteuse (I sing all over fort myers with amazing musicians!), comedian (with my own page on YouTube of my comedy ~ BekkiWorld), Reiki Master, ex-massage therapist, life/relationship coach, educator, information broker, muse and so very much more.. I have a readership via Abraham-Hicks of my writings, both humorous and life-coaching of over 6000 people world-wide. (probably why this isn't a short profile) And I do allof this just on Tuesdays! Kidding.. Seriously, this has all happened since the 70s not something I do EVERY day.. and yes, I work 2-5 7 days a week, so I'll have time to see you!

PS: I don't do 'bible' stuff on any level, so 'Christians' please pass me by.

I am looking for someone who is loving, kind, HAS TIME FOR ME (but not desperate or clingy, or tells me they love me 5 min after meeting ~ way too needy is not good for either of us. I won't make you happy.), is in touch with their greatness, but not arrogant. Looking for someone who can handle me, not control me.

MUST be local, in the Fort Myers area, and once you contact me, I want to meet within the next couple of days.. none of this emailing back and forth forever, because if we click and have chemistry, I want to see a lot of you. So, if you're married, I'll let you know what it takes to spend time with me.. we'll discuss the arrangement, I'm not high maintenance, but I'm also not inexpensive to keep. This also includes workaholics where their work IS their mate.

Must know how to kiss and kiss well .. and often.. and for no reason other than you MUST. I am looking for someone romantic, knows how to touch and be touched and both welcome and give a wonderful massage that is slow and lasts for hours (If unsure about how, I'll teach you). He must not be in a rush when we get together. I love HOURS of lovemaking. Baggage handlers are not invited to this party... leave your drama/luggage behind. I'm SO Not into soap operas.. baby mama drama, ex-files, health drama .. verboten! Must be comfortable in your own skin and enjoy being nude.

NO smokers, drug users of any kind, and no over-users of cologne: Very VERY light splashes if any cologne. Would rather smell YOU than a sharp, brand name that gets in the way of being close vs enhances it, and cologne always tastes bad as well. So, once splashed on your face, don't doodle w your doodle, if you know what I mean.And I'm seriously allergic to pets with fur.. birds, fish, dolphin screen savers are fine!

MUST BE HEALTHY!!! NO Rx over-users, no one under psychological help. I am not a caregiver and don't deal well with damaged people ~ AT ALL!! I DO love making love, but NEVER EVER assume that it will happen on our first meet, unless the chemistry is overwhelming .. I am not into cybering, so bring it rather than just talk about it.

And those of you who've not been with a woman for years (good grief! have you not heard of frequent friends with benefits? what's up with that? ya gotta keep the parts working, ya know!), I do give lessons on 'how to get your groove back' if you're not adverse to learning. I don't usually give a certificate for graduation or completion of the course.. but I could if you desire!! LOL

If we click I'd love a LTR.. NOT interested in getting married or living together (this is not carved in stone), but I would like a monogamous relationship where we only have eyes for each other, spending lots of time together, but giving us both the space we're probably used to at this age. PDA's (public displays of affection) are wonderfully welcome, as long as there is class and circumspection in regards to the surrounding people.. Stopping whatever we're doing for skin-on-skin time is most welcome.

I'm 5'5.. I love tall men!! REALLY love them over 6 feet tall!

I am an adorable red-head, very sensuous and erotic and love making love, lots of curves, not a thin-bone, but not BBW, and looking, but not desperate on any level. NOT a pro and refuse to be treated like one. I am fun, casual most of the time, but elegant when needs be, and extremely interested in someone who can enjoy staying in bed on a lazy morning (I'm off most mornings til noon.. but work later in the day most days).. and your equipment MUST work. It IS Ok, if younger than me (but not much), must be D/D free.. I am.

PS.. For those of you who are computer-challenged: I teach basic computing.

I'm also 1/2 way thru my first full autobiographical book, full of comedy: 'The Book of Bek: The Life and Times of THE Golden Child'. Should be published later next year.

PS.. those who know what the headline means: the thought processes of Abraham-Hicks, The Law of Allowing or Law of Attraction, please contact me! And anyone else that knows that bohemianism means.. drop me a note..

We'll figure it out after we communicate a bit.. but I don't drink coffee or alcohol. So, we'll figure something out!