We all have baggage, it's whether or not we are strong enough to carry it ourselves or if our partner will help us carry it... (WTF was I thinking with this crap??? am I trying to find a g/f or a fricken poet???)

I am not like all the other guys on this site, I have been told that a million times. I am completely capable of admitting my faults & correcting them while being humble (FACK I'M SEXY... BAH HA HA HA, see, told ya...).

I seriously need honesty at the most intimate level, I need you to be my best friend, I need you to hold me when I need to be held, I need you to understand when I am down, I need you to work with me on my problems, I need you to be your own person, I need to be proud of you, I need to be excited to be with you, I need to cuddle a bit, I need a woman that can take a joke, I need someone that isn't negative all the time, I need someone that puts their own toilet seat down :(), I need a woman that can be happy with just me, plain old me... not my potential or expected earnings for next year... (Blah, blah, blah, can you believe I even wrote this crap... ha ha ha ha ha ha... just doing a bit of editing here... ha ha ha...)

This is my final word... I believe in people & never judge by first contact... I am a spicey a meat a ball... lmao... you can say your funny till your blue in the face, but if your not funny then your just not funny... (Holy crap, can you believe I said my final word??? LMFAO... what a loser, no wonder I'm single... ha ha ha ha...)

If you read all this, then you are definately serious & deserve something special... ha ha ha... Here are the winning lottery numbers for next week: 19 16 23 34 9 29 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... no just kidding, you ain't gonna win squat... ha ha ha... (K, that was pretty good... LOL)

My heart was broken recently, so I'm not totally ready to jump into something serious, but I would like to meet the woman that will change that & have a pile of good times getting to know each other. (Wow, let me call the WAMBULANCE... ha ha ha)

Remember, Never stop smilling, because you never know who is falling in love with it! (Okay, that is as GAY as I could possibly sound, please accept my appology for having to read all this CRAP, HA HA HA HA...)

Oh, this is good, just heard it the other day on the rig... ha ha ha... What's the difference between kinky & erotic????? One uses a feather & the other uses the whole chicken... BAH HA HA HA HA... rough neck told me that one... if you didn't laugh, check for a pulse... LMFAO....

I'll pick you up, try with every ounce of me not to creep you out & impress you with my witt... then maybe you will grace me with a second date... BAH HA HA HA... this shat is so gay... just send me a message & we can talk... or go fack your hat!!! :()