I have a feeling if I wrote an essay here you won't bother to read all of it (correct me if I'm wrong). Wouldn't that suck? I think so. So here's a summary, if you want to know more, just ask. I'm not shy.

1) I moved to Colorado from Texas (where I lived all my life) for a job opportunity in April '09.

2) I'm not really "looking" for anything serious, but I wasn't "looking" the last few times I was in a relationship either, things happen. Since I'm new to the city, any tips on stuff I should get into would help. I guess I'm looking for friendgirls to show me around. Apply by writing me, minimum experience required.

3) I don't take life that serious and I think everything happens for a reason. I control what I can and I accept what I cant.

4) I have an assortment of 15 (mostly hidden) tattoos. And yes I plan on getting more.

5) I rock, I roll but mostly I rock & roll. Actually, this list was only 4 things long before, but then I asked myself, "Self, what kind of list ends with 4?!?'"

Hopefully, that tells you a little bit about me. Anything else you want to know, feel free to ask.

PS...I'm also pretty funny but not on purpose.

PPS...So I was in here updating this one day and I read the "If your profile is really lame..." statement above. If my profile IS really lame, please let me know. Because that would suck for me not to know, and you know, and you not tell me, and I'm over here thinking this profile is the best thing since sliced bread when in all actuality it is really LAME. Consider it volunteer work, then you can write it off during tax season. True Story. You can trust me, I'm an auditor. That's actually not a joke, I really am an auditor. People always ask: "What kind of auditor has tattoos?" Well, I'm not sure, but I'm guessing the cool kind -- like yours truly. Anyway, thanks in advance for your "lame or not" feedback.

PPPS...In certain circles I have been known to abuse the use of PS's.

Romantic candle light dinner at the local IHOP? Honestly, you probably know way more about Denver than me so original ideas are welcome. So far I've been using Denver.org to find stuff to do. I'm still learning the city, but you're welcome to join me on one of my many adventures. Don't act like you're not curious.