Wow... a website dedicated to finding that special "someone" I'm not too sure of the success rate on these things, but I'm willing to learn. Well, here goes nothing. Buckle up kids... I saw this in a cartoon once, but I'm pretty sure I can pull it off.

Ok, quick little blurb about me... I'm a sarcastic jerk that loves to point out the shortcomings of others to make myself feel superior. There ya go ladies, that should work for you.

But I guess I'll make something better up... I'm on this sight looking for what you ladies are looking for. Someone we can have a good conversation with, enjoy each others company, and hopefully... there's chemistry. Good luck, kids.