I know women don't like to hear about past relationships but you should know my last woman was a crack whore and she burnt me. So I had to get her back. I paid her dealer to sell her soap. She always asks me to put water in her pipe before she smokes so i went to the kitchen and reached under thes sink for the bleach and poured bleach in her pipe. I thought i was getting her back but in fact i didn't got damn it. She got even more high and her pipe was clean. If anyone thinks this story is real please know I'm joking and anyone that knows me knows I play a lot . Not pranks because thats for kids just jokes. I like to make people laugh. Just want people to know I'm a pretty relaxed dude. I just am looking for a good woman in this huge city with wild people. I think I'm single because Ilike staying home. I love Comedy, movies, and last but not least the New York Giants. Swimming is fun too I'm a Cancer a water sign so I can swim like a fish. I love beaches and blue water not this green New York water. Basic things about me: I'm an attractive young man with a stable, decent paying job, own place, and no kids. I like a woman who's smart. A girl with a head on her shoulders is the most attractive thing to me. She also has to have confidence because confidence is attractive. She also has to work because (I know it sounds harsh) I can't carry any woman that can't carry herself. I'm loyal and caring so generally I would expect a woman with those same qualities. If you're interested like the founder of the word (Memphis Bleek) said "Holla"

To be honest with you whatever is within my budget. lol