Me:
I'm a man. A simple enough statement, but not everyone understands what that means. It’s hard to put in a few sentences, so just imagine someone who enjoys the life he has, knows a good thing when he sees it, and goes after it when he does.

Now couple that with someone who can chill and laugh at some comedy, enjoys listening to all sorts of music from classical to techno, and has managed to build a successful career without it consuming him. Realize that I'm the kind of person who may, at any time, decide to pull out my guitar and play-- wanna play the role of groupie? Or I could surprise you with a home cooked Italian dinner that will make you want to kiss me (only you'll smell so strong of garlic, you'll have me holding my nose!!).

You:
You've got a great sense of humor, never been committed to a mental institution and don't take yourself TOO seriously! You're a geek or a nerd and proud of it. It doesn't have to be video games, computers or tech stuff-- you could be nerdy about 80s music and know all sorts of lyrics like a human karaoke machine, or a geek about food and know all of Emeril's recipes by heart and have no fear attempting them—-BAM!! Just be passionate about _something_.

You understand there are some times I just can't share the remote. If you can't stand watching the Super Bowl or championship boxing, please make plans to go to the day spa or shoe shopping with your girlfriends during those events. You understand that looks are only the bait, its attitude that's the hook. You are honest with yourself and me, you crave that magical chemical something with someone, and have opened yourself up to the possibility of finding it.

If you think this is you, let me know you're out there. If its not you, send your girlfriends a link to my profile!

No dates until we meet first. We'll meet for a little chat over a delicious cup of tea first. It’s nice and short, and if you turn out to be weird, I can suddenly excuse myself because "I forgot to let the dog out". If we hit it off in person, then we can talk about a date. I'm thinking something like a round of mini-golf followed by a ski-ball competition-- winner gets the loser's tickets.