Wiggle wiggle.....thats what worms and maggots do when they are on the end of a hook....and as this is a fish pond, with fish in it, and i'm hoping that a nice handsome fish will take my bait.....i'm wiggling :)

p.s. I'd like to think i'm a little bit prettier than your average worm/maggot....but i guess thats for you to decide :)

p.p.s. I'm not really a worm or a maggot....so if you want to know the real me....just ask :)

By popular demand (ok, a couple of requests), a little bit about me:

Offspring: 3 tadpoles...i mean kids...21, 17 & 11
Employment: finance dogsbody for a housing association
Distinguishing Marks: 3 tattoos, 2 piercings, and a 41 yr old scar on my toe
IQ: a wasted 132
Eyes: 2 of, blue, worn out slightly with age, but i look great in specs :)
Legs: flippin gorgeous, and cellulite free
Arms: both present and correct, and wave about alot when i'm talking
Teeth: a dazzling smile that doesnt fly across the room if i sneeze
Boobs: not surgically or chicken fillet enhanced
Pets: cats-Sid & Sox, fish-Stevie
Psychological age: 12
Claim to fame: shook hands and passed the time of day with a barefoot Anton Oliver in the kitchen of a hotel in St. Bathans, NZ
Bonus attributes: qualified massage therapist
Mental status: see all of the above and form your own opinion
and one more...due to time wasters....
Size: a very healthy, and curvacious 14-16

Go for a swim, eat some plankton maybe, investigate a sunken pirate ship, make fun of some of the other fishies?