*Two Wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights do make a plane.
*If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
*California Raisins murdered, suspect cereal killer on the loose.
*Radio active Halibut makes Fission Chips.

Some things about me:

*I am punctual and I don't suffer those who aren't repectful of this quality well

*I believe in mutual respect and that giving is the best way to "get"

*A kind word or action does not go unnoticed even if it is unacknowledged

*I have a lot of old fashioned morals and a new age attitude

*Sometimes I am way to critical of myself,(it's learned behavior)

*Children truely are our future...respect them for someday they will chose your nursing home...LOL!

*I am sarcastic, witty, and sometimes I say it like it is when perhaps I should have just kept my big mouth shut.

*I use my wit and humor as a form of relationship "weeding"...You either get me or you don't

*I'm passionate about my career and I Love what I do

*If you're looking for a "good hearted man", I can assure you that I don't have any heart defects and I can supply references from my doctor

*I am goal oriented, "things to do, people to see and mountains to be conquered"

*I am and can be so completely random that even the voices in my head say "whao, did you just say that?"

I think I am an enigma of sorts, but I am who I am without apologies. I am quietly confident, well spoken with old fashioned values and morals. I am looking for that one special woman that will be my partner, best friend, companion, activity partner and like to spend time growing together. I don't want to complete someone but rather I want to add value to an already sound woman.

We could make out in my inflatable turtle pool on the front lawn drinking margaritas after which I could send you home in a cab.

Maybe dinner at Burger King followed by watching a pirated copy of Star Trek on a mini DVD player in Stanley Park. Sound fun?