I like anything to do with the water, this only includes pools if I break my legs and can't get to something real.

I tinker with electronics and computers. I strive to be happy, not very unusual. I've learned how to have fun just about anywhere, but it's a lot easier with the right people around. We are all unique, but I've been told I have a wicked sense of humor.

I've lately been doing uncomfortable things such as watching "tear jerker" movies and sitting with my back to the door in a restaurant (quirk). I'm still alive.

I have traveled extensively but pretty much got that out of my system. I now prefer a backyard BBQ with friends.

I'm a rock kinda guy, will roll also. I like most music, tolerate most of the rest, can't take rap or country though.

I fold my clothes but underwear, not! I dust my place regularly but am definitely not a clean freak I like my coffee hot and tea cold, don't own a TV, too lazy to hold a grudge, told I'm a good cook but rarely cook anything decent for just me. I sew, but only sails and canvas for extra income, have six toes on my hand, don't wear a watch but have digital and analog clocks, escape with movies and music as I don't do drugs, like thunderstorms never been in jail in this country, go sailing once a week 'cause I can't afford therapy, it's not OK to run out of garlic, wood grain can fascinate me. Hey, what is the speed of dark anyway? Why would I talk about my aspirations? I used deodorant for that. The thing about the toes may be a fib.

...and yes, I am actually mature and responsible when the need arises.

First dates can be awkward so I avoid them, but our second date would go like this:

First you would pick me up, otherwise I would get lost, never find your place, and I would miss out on the chance to meet you. We would go to the restaurant of your choice 'cause I can't remember where my favorite one is. Bonus if you take me to my favorite one! The service is slow so we take advantage and engage in witty conversation. We hit it off, no...we are attracted to one another. Wait, The room doesn't need lights because it glows from our chemical reaction, yes, chemistry. We are mad about each other, get married, and then you realize I'm not the one for you. We divorce, I buy you a house and we never see each other again.

I have a better idea. How 'bout we just have infinite first dates, make the room glow, and smile while we sleep.