WARNING: READ ENTIRE PROFILE- I only rant at the beginning and then I add some humor and hints of sheer greatness! Ha. Please enjoy and i hope not to offend anyone...GO FISH! (I want to say Buffalo Bills but i'd only be kidding mself)

Can i be like some of the ladies out there for one moment? Please bear with me. And I paraphrase, "if youre bald, fat, ugly, homeless, were married, recently broke up with your girlfriend, have a cat, rent, drive a ford focus, are short, make less than $150,000...USD, or wear shoes size 11 or smaller please DO NOT MESSAGE ME...I'm tired of losers!" Are you kidding me? After I read that I wouldnt even message if you if I was Brad Pitt. You dont deserve a good man in your life. You are mean spirited and over rated! Some of you folks out there are quite warped. I think I will stick to meeting real people in the real world rather than trying to impress you ladies in the cyberworld. You dont even know when impressive kicks you in the face!

And I must be warped myself to some degree as I think that I am relatively good looking (for 36) and deserve an attractive, kind, thoughtful, honest, and loyal woman to be my partner .Yet even when I send you a well prepared and thoughtful message you delete it or do not even respond with a thank you. So I give up on cyber chicks. If you are interested in getting to know me then go ahead and send me a message and I will respond. And if I feel an attraction towards you maybe we can even get together to meet face to face. Otherwise you are all missing out on a good, kind hearted, generous, honest, faithful, loyal and funny individual AND I am sure that Im not the only gentleman out there you might be missing out on. I will not reserve myself to women located in Buffalo or even NY State for that matter. I am open to anyone in the world who I might have a connection with. You cannot limit love to an area within 75 miles.

November 2nd, 2009:I am currently transitioning from Buffalo, NY to San Diego, CA. My move will occur over the next 3-6 months as my company is currently building 3 sites in the SD area. Once completed I will be moving here on a full time basis. In the meantime I am travelling back and forth living out of suitcases, hotels, visiting with old friends and making new ones. My brother just accepted a position in the SD area so it works out well. Watch out for a Nathan and Nick sandwich!!! Ha.

Now back to my regularly scheduled profile (ha):
A little update for anyone who might be interested: I just got back from a night out in Toronto on Richmond St W with my little brother and friends! I wanted to stay all weekend and checkout the pool party at Sheraton Centre on Sunday but everyone had things to do at home....btw I saw none of you FISHERWOMEN from TORONTO out n about...I guess that you all had dates and in that case I am happy for you...anyways on to what you women REALLY want to know about me, some of which you may already know such as:

This world is ruled by women, I only live in it! Ha If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? Please give an ugly funny guy with character and pizazz (I doubt thats spelled correctly...is it even a word?...you know what Im trying to say) a chance! At first glance you might think Im an average looking 28 year old but for 36 IM HOT!!! Just kidding...if you dont believe me backtrack and you'll see that I referred to myself as "ugly"....oh! so now you believe me? told ya....anyways on to the good stuff....

Ex-professional hockey player. I played in the mid to late 90's for a Chicago Blackhawks affiliate.

Had a modeling stint in my early 20s (YM, GQ, and Details) which I didnt pursue because I didnt believe in myself.

Open to most everything. Love to travel. I take at least 3 vacations a year. Love to get away. This year I have been a travel fiend (NYC, San Diego, Philadelphia, St Maarten twice, Aruba, Niagara Falls, Toronto, etc. Wow! That's a lot. I love great food, especially filet mignon...mm mmmm yummy. I enjoy movies, preferably in the comfort of my own home while relaxing on the couch and eating kettle corn (picture yourself on the couch next to me - ha).

I havent always made the right decisions, been a good and/or mature person but recognize that and have and would like to continue to make changes for the better (since there is so much room for improvement we should all see results relatively quickly! ha).

I'm unique because I am not an @$$ kisser or brown noser. I love to communicate especially when something is bothering YOU or me. I say what I'm feeling, my perception (which may not always be the truth I know). You may not always like what I say but you know it's the truth, as far as I'm concerned! That's hard to find these days! The right person can appreciate this quality.

When I do find someone I am interested in I prefer to see them daily, if even only for a little while.

And finally, Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it! haha

On our first date I would like to plan whatever my date likes to do so as to ensure a SECOND date! Good strategy, huh? In fact Im rather amenable and accomodating throughout the relationship because a happy "wife" (girlfriend doesnt work here - it doesnt rhyme with life) makes a happy life.