Time for a little profile change. I've been browsing random profiles and I see a lot of people declaring themselves as unique in the form of an answer, and giving a terrible reason. "I'm unique because I care" isn't unique, most of us care. "I'm unique because I can listen to someone elses problems" that's not unique, there are people who make a living doing that. "I'm unique because I'll give anyone a chance" that's not unique, that's being social.
I also see people who claim to be 'down to earth' yet will state 'no weirdos' in the next sentence. If you're that grounded, you realize that there is no line that separates 'weirdos' from 'normal' people, it's all about perception. Everyone can be a bit strange, very strange or completely normal on any given day - it's just a matter of what setting they're in. If you're reading this, and realize that your profile follows the description that I just gave, you might as well stop reading now, and go find yourself someone who's willing to lie to you about who they are.

Who I am? I'm phucking strange. I'll go from barely conscious on the couch, to springing to my feet and running my wife down just to stare at her, poke her in the cheek and walk away. I can hold a deep conversation about our origins, political turmoil, world problems and starving children... or I can hold a very shallow conversation about my shoes as compared to those of a horse. One thing that I'm not, is someone looking to cheat on his wife(if you actually assumed I was, and would put my picture up, you're dumber than you think I am). I like talking to new people, seeing different perspectives and basically soaking up whatever information I can possibly find... useful or not. I'm completely fascinated by quantum physics, so if you happen to be a theoretical physisist... you rock.

So what am I looking for on here? New perspectives, laughs, friends - NOT someone that's going to try to get me to sleep with them without my wife knowing. You're safe to assume our relationship is very stable and that we talk about everything.

Get an albino hooker and watch her wash my dishes.