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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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About Me
Well, I'm a mellow fellow, work for a living, enjoy snowboarding in the winter, love music all the time, slacking sometimes. I'm intelligent, in good shape, and shower regularly.
I'm looking for a woman who doesn't wear too much makeup.. and doesn't talk too much about clothes... and likes to laugh.. and smells good.. and likes doing things, but likes doing nothing and being mellow sometimes.
Does that sound vague? : p
General list of dating guidelines to reduce unworkable situations:
Nobody over a bridge from me -- that's a pretty long drive in rush hour... an extension of my "no long distance" rule
Nobody who can't touch their big toe to their nose -- that's not some sex thing, more like personality test..
Nobody who uses the words "Yaletown," "loves sports," or "rock hard abs" in their description of perfect mate.
New rule: no girls who wear sweat suits with stuff (like 'juicy') written on the butt.
Oh ya, and if your pics show you wearing a white cowboy hat in a line of girls in white cowboy hats (???), snogging with your girlfriend, or holding a rat dog to your face, it probably won't work either. Heeh hee.
Well, you might have to be fairly offbeat with an active sense of humor to deal with me, though I do have long lists of good qualities... I'm still working on those lists. :p
Well, they're not firm rules, and are often bent, but are good guidelines.
Biggest fears:
Underpants gnomes
Manbearpig
Snow snakes
Latest wisdom:
Everything happens for a reason. Well, except for horrible accidents.
If you die in a dream, you do not die in real life. However if you pee in a dream, you do pee in your bed in real life.
Also remember: life is short, if you spend too much time stopping to smell the roses, you might miss it.
First Date
Let's see... get a drink or a coffee.. that way there's opportunity for either person to hightail it if they want. :p Then maybe a walk or another drink and some flirting. Hopefully by the end of this date, both people will be clear whether they want another date. A little moonlight-induced euphoria is always a good thing
Mail Settings (To message blattimus you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
 | If youre thinking "wow, this guy is weird" you're on the right track! (psst, this is not a bad thing, ladies... as in 'ha-ha' weird, not "creepy' weird.)
He is gentle and willing to be there when needed, which is important. He doesnt demand that you make him understand *why* you need him, but accepts that he is needed and is there. A good friend, a good laugh, and he loves his kitty (his smooshy side coming out)
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