Well let's see...'me' hmmm 'where to start'

I was born and raised in a small community in Northwest Minnesota. At age 15, my mother took a job in Portland, OR so she and I relocated there, where I graduated high-school and all that coolness. Uhm...Lived there for about 7yrs, then moved here to Charleston, WV (area)in 2004. After falling victim to divorce, I remain here in the area for the sole purpose that my daughter is here. I am not into drama or 'games'. I am very physically affectionate, so don't confuse 'showing affection' for 'trying to get laid'. I'm very soft-spoken and don't usually speak to hear myself talk, but when I do--I make sense....most of the time, lmao. I have an immaculate sense of humor (and vocabulary apparently, heh...'immaculate'? where did I come up with that word all of a sudden *shrugs*)

I am up for pretty much anything so long as it is clearly defined. I am sick to death of all this "I'm not sure what I want" crap from women. Call me back when you figure it out. It is too much drama to 'wait'. If you know what you want, love to take road-trips (not the going to Vegas, loud music party type, just a quiet drive), posses an equally immaculate sense of humor, and can suppress 'sweating over small stuff', and can otherwise 'put up with me', heh. Then maybe I am the guy for you.

PS: No, I do not have a car--why that is such an important quality in a man, I do not know. Are women really that shallow? Just because a guy drives a nice car doesn't mean he's not a prick--think about it. Why do I not own a car? Very simply, I don't need one. Sure, they're convenient, but they're not really necessary. Aside from that, I drive for a living--the last thing I want to do on my days off is Drive anywhere. If having a car is a requirement for you, then perhaps you're too shallow of an individual for me. The job he has, or the car he drives, or the material possessions he has purchased do NOT make a man who he is. If all you're looking for is what's in the drive-way, or what he's wearing, or what's sitting in his living room. Then what are you really looking for. If that's all you're after--they sell these things at stores/dealerships--buy your OWN if that's what makes you happy.

Yeah, rants aren't always the best thing to put on these profiles, but all I'm sayin is: Give the guy (whoever the guy is, not necessarily just me) a chance and get to know the him 'inside' before dismissing him cause doesn't have nice, fancy, shiny things about the place. Sometimes you have to look a little deeper to find the things that really shine--the things that really matter most.

uhm...Road Trip?! Shoot, I really don't know, its been so long since I've been on a 'date'. I think the last 'date' I went on, was about 3 years ago, the ex and I (we were still married then) managed to make it to the grocery store without kids in tow. That's about as much of a date as parents can ask for. I guess it's 'up for discussion'