Currently taking applications for the position of: Empress/Concubine for when i take over the world and become emperor of Earth. If you have a need for speed, or a fascination for world domination, you know where to look.
Previous experience in building giant killer robots also welcome, laser attack ferret experiments are a bonus. (oops, did i say killer robots? i meant big happy robots! full of love and kindness!)

Also looking for sidekick to help fight crime, and donations for a new crime fighting vehicle.... the last one was stolen by gonad man... his weapon of choice still makes me shudder


P.S. I'm not a crazy nutter, honest!

I have no idea really, it depends on who I'm with, how comfortable I am and what she likes doing that is similar to my likes.

Plus, is there really such thing as a 'perfect first date'? I always thought first dates were more interrogation sessions, with torture implements and all the awkward conversation. heh


Boyfriend resume, currently not available. It was lost in transit.

And perhaps some light spanking would be in order too :P