Hey! =) I'm Michelle. I'm...Different.

I love to get out and do things, I go on adventures, have a blast, and attempt to make the most of every day. A lot of the time I'm described as "wierd"... i agree! ;) people either love me or think I'm crazy.. or both! either way, it doesn't matter to me, I'm confident with myself and I'm stoked about who I am! Things you should know about me-

*I have a serious passion for hairmetal and 80's hard rock- call me goofy but I'm a bit of a fanatic! Motley Crue, Poison, Skid Row, Guns n Roses, Lita Ford, Great White, Cinderella, etc. let me know if we have this in common!

*I DO NOT start, understand, like, respect, or deal with DRAMA or mind games whatsoever- please don't solicit me with it because you'll be out faster than you can finish your sentence

*I'm NOT a robot- I eat, take pisses, burp, I'm not afraid to be human and i WON'T act any different around you or anyone else than i do by myself. If you're looking for a prissy, pink dress-wearing, self-conscious, uncomfortable, fake, uptight girl...i will be bad news to you.

*I'M REAL- again, i do not play mind games or try to guess what people are feeling, i also do NOT make a guy guess what I'm feeling. no trick questions here! The silent treatment, pouting, and doing things to manipulate how someone feels are ALL BULLSHIT. Good communication is a MUST. I'm a pretty simple girl to get along with =)

I'm looking for someone who would like their world ROCKED and also able to rock my world! I'm looking for someone I will always be able to have an amazing spark with. I like goofing off, doing crazy spontaneous shit, getting into trouble, and taking chances..i need a guy that can keep up! I usually have a smile on my face and if you can make me laugh, its some MAJOR brownie points =).

If you're looking for a one night lay or a dumb, clueless, gullible slut that is easily manipulated into being used... look elsewhere. i'm a sweet, fun, caring, loving, unique girl and i wont settle for less than i deserve.

eventually I'd like to either be a trauma nurse, a medical examiner for crime scenes, a tattoo/piercing artist, start my own cake decorating business, or have my own rock n roll clothing line. Until I can make up my mind I'm working hard and playing even harder.

YOU WHO NEED NOT APPLY~
cheaters, beaters, tools, wangstas, gangsta's, drama queens, liars, ***holes, guys who: cant stop talking about their money cars, yachts, etc. (so unattractive), have dingeberries, watch porn, go to strip clubs or view women as a boner tool.

So if ya like what ya hear and think you can handle a girl like me, drop me a line! =) I'd love to meetcha!

***Also, a girl named "marialoveme25" apparently doesnt have a cool or unique enough personality like me so she felt the need to COPY AND PASTE most of this onto her profile. dont be fooled.. I'm REAL.

p.s.: BEARDS ARE SICK-SHAVE THEM.

For a first date, I would like to do something unconventional.. much like myself. I think it would be fun to go out to a cheap but fun dinner at a casual sushi place or something. Then go downtown, people watch, find a building to climb, watch some stars, light off some illegal fireworks, then run for our lives from police =). If that all goes well... we'd eventually get back home and (since i love cooking) I'd be pretty stoked to make you dessert. Watch either a funny or scary movie, Grandma's Boy or Spinal Tap anyone?? keep in mind, this wont turn into sex guaranteed. so if you wanna try to be slick with me, it wont work.. however, if you seriously play your cards right during the date, you might just get a kiss on the way out =).