I am high energy and low maintenance. I believe a relationship should be first, and foremost, about fun. I am, by and large, independent and self-sufficient. I am rather irreverant (sometimes irrelevant) and always the wise ass. My sense of humor can be sarcastic or goofy. I do not seek someone to "complete" me - rather I hope to find a soul to enjoy experiences with - a ride in my Beetle convertible, a good meal, freak watching in Greenwich Village...adventure is about attitude. I am content to be alone, but happier when I have someone I can relate to. I am currently training for a mini triathlon in October; my lofty goal is not to drown - finishing the race is but a plus. I am not a "kid" person (and no, yours won't change my mind), so if the word "babysit" is part of your regular vocabulary, please save your time. I share my humble little abode with cats - and as am apt to get rid of them for you as you are prone to remove a beloved body part for me. I have both a feminine side and a tom boy side, but honestly, am more "rough and tumble" than high heels and make up. Halloween is my favorite holiday, as you may be able to tell by the photos. Please, no players need apply.

I find funerals are a great first date.