between fishing and just standing on the pier like an idiot.

I come off as your average type guy, but those who know me know there is more than meets the eye. I'm not out to impress anyone. Just to be myself. Thats usually enough to make those around me happy. And thats whats important to me. I'm open and honest. I try to stay in touch with my feminine side, but it's usually out getting it's nails done, so we dont talk much. If anyone sees her, can you remind her that she still owes me $10?

I had pictures of me shirtless, playing my guitar while standing on the hood of my Porsche that was parked next to my boat, but I think the dude at Walgreens messed them up on purpose. Some people are just jealous.

I love moonlit motorcycle rides on the beach with puppies.

Sometimes I see the glass as half full, so I fill it. Sometimes I see it as half empty, so I finish it. Crap...now I'm thirsty.

My friends say I'm loyal, caring, fun to be with, and an all around great guy.
They would have said more, but I ran out of money.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.

I'm in a good place right now. I'll probably get arrested for loitering.
I live life to the fullest, except when I'm tired.
I have sexy kneecaps.
I make wine out of raisins so I dont have to wait for it to age.
I enjoy camping, hiking, white water rafting, and kayaking.
Cant list everything I like or want to do. Thats called being in a relationship and learning about the other person.
Pretty much open to try anything. Not afraid to try something different to see if I like it or not.

Having someone special to share doing things with is nice. I miss it. I attend alot of concerts and sporting events. I need someone with a purse to smuggle in my Boones Farm.

Hopefully, this road will lead me to making someone smile a little more in their life. In return, I could think of nothing better but to receive the same.

I have a sensitive side. My left.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap buttered toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Try it and let me know! (DISCLAIMER: No cats were harmed in the making of this joke. Besides, they like butter.)


BTW, I have 1 daughter. She turns 22 this year.
Wow, how did that happen....oh yea.....now I remember.

I dont need someone to complete me. Last time I checked, everything was there.

I have a dog. I named him Stay. You should see his face when I say "Come here, Stay".

I had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. You're not psychic.....are you?