A little about me
1. I won't just ask you "hey" or "whats up" in my first message to you
2. I enjoy life
3. Your life after you meet me will be like an extended trip to disneyland
4. I can tell when you're bullshiting me, and I'll call you out
5. I give great backrubs

If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this... Tall, handsome (also modest) stud with a unrivaled sense of humor is looking for a cute, bubbly woman who wants to lavish me in affection and/or expensive gifts :P

True love, like any other strong and addicting drug, is boring -- once the tale of encounter and discovery is told, kisses quickly grow stale and caresses tiresome... except, of course, to those who share the kisses, who give and take the caresses while every sound and color of the world seems to deepen and brighten around them. As with any other strong drug, true love is really only interesting to those who have become its prisoners.