For immediate Sale
One boyfriend, slightly used. If interested, please inquire
Details---
Quantity: 1
Gender: Male
Model: Caucasian
Height: 5 10
Eyes: Deep dark brown
Accessories: No baggage
Goodies: car
Job: YES. Im paid better then most.
Living Conditions: Alone. wait cant forget Lola and Miss. Tina (cats)
Special skills: Puts toilet seat down after use. clean. Decent cook, and smells good :-)
Training: Self-cleaning, will open doors for you
Personality: fun, down-to-earth, open, loyal, good listener.
Known defects:Anxious at times (especially in crowds), Falls asleep if made to watch life time channel :)-
Runs on: Mountain Dew, Takeout, Italian food, Asian food, and plain old cheese burgers, anything in a wrapper really.
Compatible with: Female models of various makes and models
Known allergies:Lactose (milk), Mean and smelly people
Dinner: preferably with the opposite sex
Languages: English
Sex: It's been a while :(
Programmable: yes
Price: BEST OFFER

P.S. If you're too shy to say hello, then ask one of your friends to pass me a note that says “My friend likes you… do you like her too? Circle Yes or No”?