I'm kind and funny.
I work out 6 days a week.
I also like foods that are bad for me.
I like it when my foot slips on the
ice and my leg goes under the car door and
leaves a dent in my shin!
I like falling backwards into mud puddles
and then tryng to get seated in a fine resteraunt.
I love it when i reach down to pet strange dogs and they
almost bite my Fr***ing hand off.
I love after a long walk discovering ticks in my most
private places.
Two words, flat tires.
Finding a spider in my shoe after i've put it on.
diet wild cherry pepsi and dr. pepper.
I also love when i come out of a large shopping center
and have no idea where i parked or what car i even took there.
I love " accidentaly " eating dog food.
I love putting in a full hard day then realizing
i don't acctually work there.
All joking aside i want a woman thin enough
to put my arms around and slow dance the night away.
Someone who isn't out of breathe walking from the
restraunt to the car.
I like to travel.
I like animals, working with
my hands, hanging out with
friends and dreaming about a better life.
Looking for someone with a good outlook on life,
someone who knows they have control of their own destiny.
Someone who knows how to treat a man and
appreciates being treated like a lady.
I love affection public or private.
Being active is good but i also like
cuddle on the couch time.

PLEASE no addicts or control freaks.
I WOULD DRIVE YOU NUTS!!!!

OH & BONUS
I have all of my teeth, they're nice
straight and white.
I am diseas & drug free and plan to keep
it that way and i have no criminal record!
I didn't think things like this even needed
to be mentioned but i've been told otherwise.

Something easy going at first, a walk or a drink after work,
or if possible we could go some place in public and tease each
other until one of us cries then we could have pie.