Okay lets get something out in the open - I'm a smartass and I can be kind of inappropriate at times. Having said that I'm still a lady and mom's love me!

I'm very easy going, happy and successful. I can actually say that I like my life. I have a great job that I like, my family although dysfunctional seems to like me most of the time and I'm crazy about them. (most of the time)

I don't have a lot of expectations (after all you get what you pay for and this is a free site) but if I had a wish list this would be it:

You're cute, funny, reasonably smart, you have a steady job, you kind of like your family and they kind of like you. You're looking for someone to have some laughs with and hang out with and maybe even fall in love with. I don't expect the last part to happen on the first, second or even tenth date but friendship is a great beginning.

Feel free to send me a message. I'm not very good at making the first move so please don't wait for me to message you! lol

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah".

-Clark W Griswold

I'm open to suggestions. Preferably somewhere where we could have a conversation without shouting and that doesn't have the words "my place" or "your place" in it.