Welcome to my PlEnTy Of FrEaks profile. The site where "ordinary people" get "extraordinary attention"
BAck to EU... Good fishes might get santa kisses, ya'll never know ... I'll see you *you naw hu u r" in duomo sq. HO HO HO
fishes HO HO HO.... be back next year..... Have a great xmas and rockin' NeWyEaR's ...... I believe that if we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. During my free time I have written an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf, despite that I have prepared amazing six course dinner menus using only a frying pan and a toaster earlier on.
I am not only all in favor of spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled, but also can whistle the national anthem without taking an extra breath. I know that the tooth ferry does not exist. I discovered that a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. I believe that if the plural of mouse is mice, the plural of spouse ought to be spice.
I draw, cook, fudge, dodge, and I duck - All at the same time. I know where the treasure of the pirate Jack Sparrow is buried. I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. On occasion I have participated in no-rules gardening tournaments, have won bullfights in San Juan and have recycled disposable cigarette lighters in my spare time. I can divide by zero.
I believe good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. I write, eat, weave, frolic, sing, eat, draw, cook, and I frolic - Not necessarily in that order with cherry on top.
I have spoken with Elvis and I can beat most psychics in their predictions. I think depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. And yet I have to find someone to do all that with me... If you don't take yourself too seriously and are original rather than a me-too person, cute rather than hot, happy rather than content, provocative rather than boring, then I would like to hear from you. You'll probably not going to get to know me by reading through all this. Send me an email or a wink and I'll take it from there.
haha... ok ok this is all a joke...I don't date from interwebs...I enjoy the forums, and that's why I am here...but then again, if you're super
hot and can actually grab my attention... you'll never know....
(again... a joke!... for those who don't seem to get it....)
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