So this 4 yr. old walks n2 his parents bedroom. they're making love. the little boys says "what r u doing?" the father replies "its ok we're making u a little brother." "oh" the boy replies "can u do it doggy style????????????" i want a puppy!!!!" SPEAKING OF PUPPIES... MY PUPPY CAME HOME HAPPY THIS MORNNING... . HOW MUCH DO I OWE U? I AiM SINGLE. BEEN I HAVE BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE. NEVER MARRIED. IM ONLY 4 FT 8 AND I WEIGH 65-- 70 BS. usually 65.. .I'M 1/2 AMERICAN 1/2 ASIAN. THE 1/2 AMERICAN PART OF ME IS BLONDE. I CONTINUOUSLY TRY 2 USE MY PHONE 4 THE T.V. REMOTE. IT'S VERY FRUSTRATING AND ANNOYING. I WONDER WHY THE CHANNELS DON'T TURN.....THEN I'M LIKE OH BECAUSE IT'S NOT THE REMOTE. I'M PRETTY LAID BACK. I'M A JEANS T~SHIRT/SWEATSHIRT KIND OF GIRL.THE ONLY TIME U'LL C ME IN A DRESS IS PROBABLY RIGHT HERE.'THATS MY DESCRIPTIN. .I HAVE A CAT. HIS MAME IS BOYFRIEND. HE'S THE CLOSEST THING I'VE HAD 2 A BOYFRIEND THAT I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME. AT LEAST HE KISSES ME EVERYDAY. I like 2 listen 2 music I buy a lot of CDs.i like almost all rock not n2 a lot of pop but i like rock and a lot of heavy rock. not n2 country really and i hate rap and dont like hip hop much either. I like 2 watch T.V. Ilike 2 go out & eat.i like most kinds of movies.not really n2 dramas i get enough of that just living life.I LOVE F00TBALL WHAT CAN I SAY?????? THE ONLY THING I WATCH ON T.V. PRETTY MUCH.. IES THE VIKINGS ARE MY BOYS... NOT THE BAD NEWS BEARS 2 MY FRIENDS WHO THINK THAT THEY'RE A F00TBALL TEAM. SORRY. JAMES..HA HA. I'm pretty laid back kind of person.I havent really gone out at all 4 like 11 YEARS. IM NOT LOOKING 2 GET INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. IM NOT LOOKING 4 A ONE NIGHT STAND EITHER.. IM JUST LOOKING 4 SOMEONE HONEST.I . Things U must check out on UTube R Evolution Of Dace Vol. 1 Llama
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IF U ARE MARRIED DO NOT CONTACT ME PLEASE. BUT DONT LIE ABOUT IT. IM JUST LOOKING 4 AN HONEST PERSON. IF U WANT 2 MEET THERE ARE NO GUARRANTEES. IF UR LOOKING 4 ANY KIND OF INTIMATE ENCOUNTER DONT MAIL ME. ALL I ASK IS THAT U TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH UP FRONT AND I WILL DO THE SAME. NOT 2 MUCH BAGGAGE (EVERYBODY HAS SOME.... (I GET THAT) AND NO DRAMA. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT IN THE LAST MONTH 2 LAST ME A LONG TIME...

I KNOW IT SUCKS 2 BE ME. YES I SUCK. IF U WANT 2 ASK ME SOMETHING I WILL BE HONEST AND TRUE. i just want a friebd i have asomeone doesnt mean i wont meet anyone at all.

first dates suck .2 much tension. NO DATES 4 ME RIGHT NOW. UNLESS U TOTALLY BLOW MY MIND AWAY.....then maybe dinmer/ hang out whatever MAYBE I CAN MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE........................ OR VICE VERSA let's meet somewhere neutral so if either one of us wants 2 ditch well then the option is open no hard feelings. just lookiog 4 a friend..............?!!.