I love puppy dogs, they rock, I even let them lick my face and mouth, it doesn't gross me out at all. I think butterflies are super pretty, without sounding too typical.. I like the word ninja, I'm not sure why that is. Laughing is my second favorite thing to do:) Cooking is my obsession... People think I'm stupid, but I tend to surprise them. Im ridiculously imperfect, and I'm okay with it.I've racked up 24+ years without riding rollerblades in public, and I'm pretty psyched about that. I'm entertaining the idea of inventing a pharmaceutical drug that gets you loaded, but does't make you sell your soul over, and breeding cats that speak sign language. Hobbies include: hiking with strangers, window shopping at thrift stores, tic-tac toe along with all other intellectual stimulating games, . life goals (but are not limited to): eating with utensils, finding waldo, milking a cheetah, singing a duet with neil diamond, and endulging in some witty banter with christopher walkin and a couple of thai hookers, oh yeah...skydiving while performing felacio. I wish I had more modivation to be something really cool in life, but truthfully I'm happy being apart of a wonderful family, spending time with friends, and just enjoying the little joys of life. If I die only as who I am today and nothing else I still think of that as a huge accomplishment.

I'm pretty much up for whatever. what's the protocol?