I1. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He`ll clean them. ~~~~~~~ 2. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. ~~~~~~~ 3. Don`t put a question mark where God put a period. ~~~~~~~ 4. Don`t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. ~~~~~~~ 5. Forbidden fruits create many jams. ~~~~~~~ 6. God does'nt call the qualified. He qualifies the called. ~~~~~~~ 7. God grades on the cross, not the curve. ~~~~~~~ 8. God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" to "religious nuts!" ~~~~~~~ 9. God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. LOL The Guys' Rules Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1.Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1.Crying is blackmail. 1.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way 1.You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.. . Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You do have too many shoes. 1. I am IN shape. Round IS a shape! Know the DIFFERENCE!!! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.
I believe ..... That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.

I believe... That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I believe .... That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe.... That true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I believe .... That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life .

I believe .... That it's taking me a long time to
become the person I want to be.

I believe..... That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them .

I believe..... That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I believe .... That we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.

I believe .... That either you control your attitude
or it controls you.

I believe ..... That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I believe.... That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe..... That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.

I believe..... That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe....... That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe..... That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I believe..... That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others...sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I Believe..... That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe...... That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe ....... That you shouldn't be so e

I WOULD LOVE TO WALK DOWN ON NAVY PIER IF WE ARE DOING GOOD PERHAPS TAKE A BOAT RIDE, AT NIGHT WOULD BE ROMANTIC. ANOTHER OPTION WOULD TO BE TO GO SOMEWHERE THAT IS NOT IN A COMFORT LEVEL FOR EITHER OF US, SO THAT WE WOULD HAVE TO RELY ON EACH OTHER FOR ATTENTION AND LEARN SOMETHING NEW TOGETHER....