OK here are my rules for dating......
1st ....of all you need to be 4 foot tall so i can tower over you
2nd ....you should be around 300 lbs so i can use you as a pillow
3rd.....i would hope you have no teeth that way you cant bite me
4th..... you must be ugly as hell so no other man will try take you away
5th .... you must not work and be on some sort of assistance
6th .... you must not have any personality at all and be a bore
7th .... you must have at least 15 Kidd's so we can fill my ride its a school bus
8th .... you must have a hair lip and shudder at least 5 times before you say words
9th..... your breasts must be so saggy that when you take your bra off they scratch
your feet
10...... your belly when have pants off must almost hang to your knees



On a serious note i would just like to meet a woman that likes to have fun. Do things and enjoy each others company for nights out or relaxing times at home. i know i'am not the best looking fella on here and i'am not the richest nor do i brag about myself or put myself above others i'am who i'am and i would like to meet a woman that loves me for that.

could be anything from going to a beach for the day having a BBQ to kicking there butt at go cart racing. It would need to be decided at that moment in time