Hummmm... let's see. About four years ago, I moved to Portland from Lemoore, Ca where I could smell the stench of the cheese factory, jet fuel, and cow turds everyday of my Navy career spent in the heat of the Central Valley. I am somewhat a country boy from Kansas with a little bit of city in me and I am still trying to transform into that special breed that enjoy their micro brews. I have to admit, cheap beer treats me pretty well (Bud Light is so refreshing). I can be a smart ass and quite goofy at times but I can guarantee that the majority of people will wet their pants from laughter. I consider myself athletic but often hurt myself by tripping over the stairs or unseen objects that appear from nowhere. Pictures don't do me any justice at all. Those darn cameras hate my guts. Many people have told me that I look so much better in person. I promise or you can kick me your hardest in the shins but please kick gently.