I found a set of interesting questions... and then answered them:

My Self-Summary
I'm a bad, bad, horrible, simply awful excuse for a person (in my spare time, I'm a grad student). Click your back button now (before I put up the pic of me in a speedo)! Only bad news follows (when you watch the 'news' is there ever any good news? rarely! you know it!! even what seems to be good news has a twist: "it was a beautiful weekend; saturday was a fun day for families at the park... until the rabid monkey escaped from the zoo"). See? Yeah, bad. You had your warning. Now it's too late. You're just gonna have to read the rest.

What I’m doing with my life
Sitting on the sofa in my underwear, eating popcorn. Oh, you mean long term? I do scientific research work. I have entrepreneurial goals that I'm working towards. I'm alright with the ladies. They tend to like my adventures. These usually end up on the news.

I’m really good at
Well, like I said, I'm alright with the ladies. However, when I deploy my new secret weapon (Sex Panther Cologne. 60% of the time, it works every time.) My record is like, almost 1 outa 2!!!

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My aura of awesomeness. That piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth -- why did YOU not tell me it was there?? We spent 2 whole HOURS together. No wonder you kept on staring. You're such a punk.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Um, reading "Making Your Case: The Art of Persuading Judges" by supreme court justices Antonin Scalia, Bryan A. Garner. I'm a nerd like that.
My guilty pleasure is cooking. I just bought a mixer that costs more than my motorcycle helmet. I need to figure out what to do with it. Help!

The six things I could never do without
vehicle(s), phone(s), shower(s), trash dumpster(s), bed(s), my blankey.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
wait, I don't have a blankey.. I guess I was thinking about that scarf I have from when I was a baby. That's def. never going to make its way to dumpster(s).

On a typical Friday night I am
typical?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have private parts. No, I will not show them to you.

You should message me if
you think you can hang.