Hey there fishermen!!! I'm Krysti and here's a lil' bit about me...

* My brothers call me a tease, even when I skip a weekend making out with random guys at the bar...
*I like to go out to the bars, but I'll be the first one to pass out...
*Beer-pong is my favorite sport...
*I hate cats but LOVE chinese food...
*I do have a ghetto booty...
*I always smell good even when I sweat...
*I wear high-heels more than flat shoes...
*All my exs are duesch bags and are exs for a reason...
*I don't participate in drama unless its on Maury or Jerry Springer...
*I don't eat meat unless its chicken...hot wings are da' bomb...
*I want to be a principal so I can bring the paddle back into the school system...
*Michael Jackson is my home-boy....don't stop til you get enough (crotch grab)
*I love romantic gestures...roses are GREAT...
*I love my family, 6 brothers and 1 sister, even though everyone is scared of my mom...
*I hate roller-coasters, but would love to go sky-diving...
*I would also consider myself somewhat of a smartass...
*I also make a wish when the clock says 11:11, everytime...

What I want from you....
*A sense of humor is a must....
*You don't have to be hot, just presentable in public please...
*6 packs are great...my favorite is bud-light or select...
*Must be serious, no booty-calls please...
*Someone who doesn't take longer time to get ready than me....
*Someone who does the speed limit in school zones...
*Someone who will help an old lady walk across the street...
*I don't mind if you curse, just don't say His name in vain...
*Must be educated, high school diploma is a must...
*Must care about me more than sports or cars....
*And men in business suits turn me on...just an f.y.i tid-bit...

If your just trying to get to know me, McDonalds is cool or Mexican such as Taco Bell...but if you really want to get to me, Applee Bee's is the way to my heart...or just get me drunk at the bar.....