Single girl with a lot to offer. Cute and petite, homeowner, divorced, funny, happy, strange, mellow, clumsy, smart, stupid and forgetful. I have two teenagers and lately Ive been addicted to my DVR. I am picky or so I've been told, and a great man's girl (again, I've been told) Maybe thats because I like to play poker, drink beer and watch baseball.

I don't want you to read my mind, I'd rather just tell you what I think.

I am looking for a confident man. There is something very sexy about confidence. You have balls for a reason use them, don't let me take them away, or I wont have any respect for you. If you are looking for someone to "complete" your life then move on. That's way too much pressure.

I will never live up to your expectations. And I would never expect anything more than you are capable of giving.

Live and let live, whatever makes you happy makes me happy...get it? Its always amusing seeing the laundry lists of wants and needs, no one is perfect and I get that. The bottom line is, people do whatever they want to do anyway.

I will (probably) never go rock climbing, or scuba diving, or 4 wheeling with you. I would rather have a drink then a valium and go shopping for the day.

To put him in a nutshell, my ideal man will know when I have had too much to drink and just put me to bed.....

Rule Number 1: Stimulate my mind and everything else will follow.
Rule Number 2: See Rule Number 1

Seriously though, I am looking for that guy who thinks and debates with a great sense of humor. I find humor in everything I see. Lets laugh at this world together because sometimes things get so tough, if you don't laugh at everything you will go nuts.

People tell me that I have a unique way of looking at the bright side of everything. I rarely get upset, actually the most upsetting thing about me is that I rarely get upset. I don't try to hide my feelings or anything, its just my nature. The only time I will fight is when there is the potential for really hot make up time. So if you wanna fight like that go ahead and pick one, but rest assured we will both win.

If people have told you that you have a tendency to get jealous or possessive, I'm probably not the girl for you. Personal freedom is important for me and I think it is an important part of any kind of relationship, whether friends or lovers or both.

I wouldn't say for certain I am looking for a long term relationship only because that seems so far fetched. I am looking for that elusive spark. That unique kind of chemistry that draws two people together, for whatever reasons. Once we have found that, the possibilities are endless.

Good luck in your search!

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

I would like to meet somewhere like happy hour...having a drink together lightens up things and I look much better in bar light! LOL