THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE DEFINITION OF ONLINE DATING PROFILES & WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN. IN OTHER WORDS; HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES. CONTINUED...
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1. I’m tired of the bar scene. Means...

I’ve either had too much luck and can’t stand meeting d-bags/sluts anymore OR I’ve had no luck at all and need to find another way to meet some people where I don’t have to speak to them in person (at first).

2. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. Means...

I know exactly why I’m doing this. I’ve had no luck when I go out, no luck being set up and no luck with pretty much any other way of meeting someone. This is my last ditch effort before I have to spend the rest of my life alone.

3. My friend from work tried this and found her/his boy/girlfriend, so I thought I might as well give it a shot. Means...

I hate him/her for finding someone and there’s no way I’m going to find anyone on this site, but I have to give an excuse for why I’m on it.

4. I’m nice, down to earth, have a great sense of humor and like to have a good time with my friends. Means...

I don’t want to write anything that might sound bad about me, so I’ll just try to describe someone who most people would be interested in.

5. I like to go out but I also like to stay in with a bottle of wine and watch a movie on the couch. Means...

Just in case the people checking out my profile like doing one more than the other, I can cover both bases.

6. I’m sick of playing games. Means...

Please don’t play games with me or I’ll be in a constant state of worry that you don’t like me or it’s not going to work out.

7. I’m looking to meet someone who is mature, intelligent, has a good sense of humor and is down to earth. Means...

I really want someone who is hot, wealthy and/or famous, can support me and will let me do whatever I want. But that’s not realistic, so here’s my best description of a more realistic downgrade from that ideal. OR: I have no idea what I want, but this describes me, so of course I’d want to date someone similarly perfect to me.

8. Perfect First Date: One where we have a good time, get to know each other, have a lot of laughs and which leads to a second date! Means...

Females: This is exactly what women mean, no interpretation needed.
Males: Use your imagination.

9. Past Relationships: Have experienced ups and downs and learned that communication and honesty are very important. Means...

I hate my ex, he/she sucks and I really need to find someone new before he/she does.

10. Ideal Relationships: One where you’re my best friend… Means...

I’m one of those people that doesn’t have many friends and needs someone to hang out with all of the time OR I’m one of those people that has a lot of friends but hates all of them and needs someone to hang out with all of the time.