That's right. Stop window shopping! You're about to slip into a coma looking at all these boring profiles. Wake up! You're about to see the light!

-Tired of guys claiming they “work hard and play hard” ? (Yet they are in a career/job “transition” and it is obvious they have not exercised since they last heard a fire alarm)

-Nauseated by “men” taking shirtless pictures of themselves in the mirror of their mother's master bathroom?

-Bored to tears with “Good Guys” and proverbial “Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Men” whose ex-girlfriends still carry their family jewels in their purses?

If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, then keep reading...

So I have been doing some research on my competition on this website and I have a new found respect for women who have to deal with emails from guys whose call sign is “GreatGuy69”. While I am not going to promise to take you sky-diving on our first date, I don't think you will be bored.

Here's what I can promise you:
I am fiercely loyal
I can cook a mean salmon (Atlantic or Pacific)
I do what I say I am going to do
We won't be going to the movies in the first couple of dates
I will always tell you what's wrong
I have my long term goals written down and I carry them in my wallet

Here's what I like:
Independence
Honesty
Integrity
Flexibility
Passion

A WORD OF CAUTION:
If I catch you checking me out, I will assume you are interested.
If you send me a rose, I will ask you for your phone number.
If you dare to email me, I will assume you are in love and want to marry me.

So stop reading and start writing. Believe me, you want nothing to do with the guy below me. He's probably on Probation, lied about his age, and still lives with his parents!

Let's keep it simple and public. (The whole going to court to get restraining orders thing is getting old)