I do things...things you probably won't find interesting. Consider, however, that it's likely I won't find your interests of interest either. That being said, perhaps we can meet somewhere in the middle and find interest where interest previously ceased to exist. Hmmm...I guess I should now follow the suggested pattern. Hobbies: my interests. Goals/aspirations: I seek to find my place. I also seek not to perspire or expire. Talk: I'm me and I'm pretty sure there is not another like me. Therefore, I must be unique. Music: Modern music is only good if it's unpopular.

Additional material: Considering the lack of fuel I've received from interractions at plenty of fish, one can't expect me to plop down anything creative. Instead, I'll just keep changing my location between the two cities where I spend my time. Should I become amused, the additional material area might come back to life. In the meantime, go attempt something impossible.

I think I would breathe. First dates can be awkward enough without having to worry about calling the local undertaker.