Lets start with a question:
why am I here? ...

It could be I've arrived here because my family and friends are sick of hearing about my failed relationships, pathetic career and snarky opinions, so I've moved on to share them with the internet's landscape of sad loners and sexual predators. Perhaps I've created this profile because I'm locked in my night time office, chatting on instant messenger with my "best girl friend" and trying to pretend I'm not gay lol JK. Maybe -- just maybe -- I'm here because I want to write about all the cool things that happen to me, while still managing to believe I'm not a condescending prick.

Or maybe not.

Im a huge fan of video games,and satirical/cynical humor.
Im a secret nerd mixed with a deeply intelligent airhead. Care to try to figure me out?

About Me and Who I’m Looking For:
* I am not: a passive wimp. I tend to speak my mind and usually am able to do so with wit and intelligence. I’d like someone who can keep up with me intellectually.
* I don’t like: working out every day. If you have that "gym-it" mindset, please look for someone more compatible.
* You are not: married, living with your Mom, or living with your ex.
* You have: a job that pays reasonably well or are in school. Independently wealthy is perfectly acceptable.
* Your hair: is not a mullet, a comb-over, or longer than your shoulders. Otherwise, anything goes.
* You like: good conversation, good people, and good hygiene.
* You don’t like: NASCAR, conservatives,religion (faith/belief in god is fine, but organized religion is one of the problems with society today, ask me for details), taking advantage of others, lying.
* We are: not the same height.
* We are: not fighting for mirror space. And I don’t spend all day in front of a mirror, either. Take a shower, wash your hair, brush your teeth, and go. Skip the crap "gays" seem to think they need. If you’re clean, you don’t need it.
* We are: on equal ground. I’ve been through some tough times, and maybe you have, too. But I don’t expect anyone to try to fix me, and I’m not looking for someone to fix.
*Music seems to be very important to alot of people. Personally i like almost everything but if you must narrow it down look at these 4 songs:
1. The Mystics Dream - Loreena McKennit
2. Call me - Shine Down
3. Amaranth - Nightwish
4. Kiss The Rain - Billie Myers


I’m far from being a helpless prince in a tower, but if you’re a self-confident knight in somewhat shining armor who can wash his own clothes and maybe even cook a little, I wouldn’t mind if you came along on your white horse to whisk me away.

Read my Sardonic and cynical blog at rantsofamindlessfool.blogspot.com/

The Internet has destroyed every last ounce of civility that once made society a more pleasurable place to live in.

For example we have cruising hookup sites like manhunt and musclemenformen where gay men slap nude photos of themselves online with such ease and without a sense of decency that I begin to wonder if it not just sheer exhibitionism at work but actually a mental illness?

In a day not to long ago one courted a person with flowers, sweet letters and candies. Now it is just poorly though out sentences typed away in frenzy, silly smiley faces to accent a dirty remark and ridiculous close-up photos of ones private parts.

In what lifetime may I ask should I know what your ***hole looks like before I know what your face looks like? Unless I am giving you a colonoscopy I don’t see the logic in this. But there you find yourself downloading a pic sent to you by a guy you have been having a nice conversation with for the past hour or so on msn and as the photo begins to reveal itself suddenly you come face to face with the guys butt hole. At first you wonder, “have I been speaking to Cyclops for the last hour?” Than it hits you that Cyclops are mythical creatures and they don’t exist and that the greased up brown eye your staring at on your computer screen is his cute way of saying, “hi.” Next time, please for my sake, don’t even bother to say hello.

So I ask you gentle readers when will this madness end? Or maybe it’s better this way? At least now I don’t have to invest spending a tidy sum on "taking someone out" (the old way) to only find out later that his member is of an unfortunate small size. Seriously what happened to a world with shame? a world that you accually "dated" someone before sex? if this is what meeting guys has turned into than we have all lost our minds. And I need to move.

Stay Fresh and tell me if im nuts or not,