it is what it is.....and i am who i am. i have good points and i have bad points (and i'm well aware of both....thanks....).

i am also aware that i only have a couple pics posted.........

i hate drama, i hate games, i hate dishonest people, i hate those with no sense of humor and i hate internet dating........

i love smartasses, love playing pool, love the rolling stones, love my kids, my friends, and those who understand what respect is.......

karma is always a bi*ch........so do the bi*ch right the 1st time.........duh.....

**UPDATE**

first, that last line about karma......no more lame emails from guys thinking they can "do the bi*ch right everytime".....oh my god - thats NOT what that meant so grow up. KARMA is the bi*ch so just do LIFE right the 1st time - get it now?

next.....a quick description of who you should be if you write to me....its not that i wanna hurt anyone's feelings, and its not that i think i'm above anyone at all but.....if you dont have a wicked sense of humor, if you cant carry on a witty, smartass conversation and make me laugh and feel challenged, if you dont have any sort of edge about you and are truly just a nice, sweet guy, if you dont understand what "smothering" is, if you're looking for susie-homemaker or a mother for your kids, if you prefer a nice glass of wine and 5-star dinner over beer and pizza at a dive bar, if you're easily offended.......i'm probably not your girl. i drink beer, i smoke cigarettes (and celebrate 420), i play pool, i like bandimere and the blues, and i say fu*k every now and then.....its just who i am........we all think we're badasses, we all think we're smartasses, we all think we're porn stars...........very few of us actually are........

ok, so that being said, if you think you're God's gift, if you think its ok to date multiple women, if you cant understand that i have kids and my time with them is important, if you think you dont have to call me until you're ready to "hook-up", if you posted pics with no shirt on that were taken specifically for dating websites, if you have to go to bars or drink every single night, if you think you dont need your own money and car and place that you call home, if you cant say who you are and what you'll do and what you mean and BE who you say you are and DO what you say you'll do and MEAN what you say you mean.......again, dont waste my time.........k?

the things i write about are not necessarily based on personal experience....so believe it or not, i'm actually not always so negative and jaded, i'm kinda cool and fun to be with or so i'm told.......i'm not asking for anything more than i'm willing to give.......i just hate this internet stuff and sick of some of the attitude.....its not much different than being approached in a bar.....

(and God, if you're reading this......no more douchebags please.....)