Ok, I've been under the apparently misguided impression that I'd meet you 'naturally': a chance encounter by the bananas at Asda;on a station platform after I'd serendipitously missed my train; at my door as you try to flog me a dodgy gas and electricity package. But nooo, you're all elusive, hiding under a bushel somewhere between the moon and Pluto. Who said it'd be easy though,eh? Yes, this is character-building etc etc.
Anyway, wherever you are, you're the really funny one, someone who can make me laugh until my sides hurt, who sends me spiralling slightly out of control, who I can talk to about anything until any time we want, who can't wait to see me and isn't too cool to admit it. I promise to write you a song if you play guitar to me.

In an ideal world, I'd NEVER have to blow dry my hair again, I'd be able to teleport, and fresh cream, chocolate and chips would be good for you. Oh, that makes me seem like a lazy slob type, doesn't it? I'm not,though. No, I've change my mind. In an ideal world I'd have to jog/walk everywhere and supermarkets would only sell salad and pine nuts. Now I'm just fibbing, so scrap that and please refer to aforementioned easy, indulgent stuff. Yes, if you're looking for a gal who'll whoop with delight at the prospect of jogging at the crack of dawn or legging it up Snowdon, I'm afraid you'll have to look elsewhere - I'm really not the action type. Although I AM quite impressionable and open to persuasion so I could probably be bribed into going hiking or kayaking with the promise of a decent carrot cake; chocolate fudge also works for me. Seriously though, I actually AM into keeping fit and would hope that you do the same - stamina is important in a relatonship....you know, for all those long walks ; )

Erm, have I actually said anything good about myself amongst all that lot? Well, I'm sure there are lines to be easily read between. : )

Edit: Just one or two extras so that we don't waste each other's time: First off, sorry, but no face pic, no reply.
Second, if you have a love of text speak, and have no wish to string a complete sentence together, you know, with old-fashioned stuff like vowels and full stops and the like then we're really not going to get along.
Finally (I hope) - saying "I can't think of anything to say" on your profile and/or messages is not exactly the ideal way to set a gal's heart on fire, now is it? At least try!! I suppose the general gist of what I've just added stresses that the above is down to either a lack of intelligence or effort, neither of which will EVER gain my interest or win my heart. And most of you probably won't have bothered reading this far anyway,so it's all just fallen on deaf ears, or umm, blind eyes or something....

Talk a lot,laugh a lot, flirt a little - doesn't really matter where you are if the company's good : )