How the hell does one describe themselves in a light that doesn't make him/her look arrogant/cocky or something other than a resume? HAA. I am a very funny person, no, actually people have said "you are funny"..so I'll take their word for it.

I'm grounded by my 12-year old daughter who keeps me in line..kinda Hitler like really. Anyway, I have simple goals: I wanna fly, be invisible, and possibly win the Powerball 3 times in a row..but do it at intervals in which I can maximize my winnings. HA
I wanna look from Alaska and see Russia...probably make a rude gesture...I can't be controlled.

My real goal is to be happy, make a happy home for my girl, and find someone worth spending quality time with....simple.

What makes me unique is the fact that I am random to the point where people walk away going "wow"...funny as sh*t though.

I am all 1980's big hair

I would love to meet somewhere for a****ail, chat, then do dinner and go cow tipping or maybe to the casino...either one is great. I am not a serious guy so whatever we decide to do then so be it....life's to short and laughing through it is my goal.